Although I love the quizzes and invariably learn from them, I notice they left out some of the most important questions. (This is just for fun, so don't be offended all you quiz wizze's!

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v.
The same...there's an off switch?

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
I change from my P.j.s to another pair of p.j.s every other week or so.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
That depends on how much food I drop on myself.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My animals are live, one if he's feeling like putting up with my hogging the whole bed.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Depends on which Pdoc it was.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
I thought I had a self cleaning room, you mean I have to clean it?

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Max out every credit card and steal what I have to, to take my family around the world to see every masterpiece of art before it all goes up in smoke.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My favorite relatives are dead, so this is easy.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
What medication? I thought you said it was just a matter of Will power? ( growled at the dummy who said that to me)

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Which plan do you wish to hear about?

Hope I made you smile.