1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I don't have a tv but my wife and I download seasons of shows we like or want to check out and watch them on the computer, commercial-free. Right now we're nearing the end of season 3 of the Cosby Show.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Only when I leave the house. And even then...

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
It depends on many things. I have gone longer than a week without showering. Let's just say I'm not afraid to get dirty.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Technically 3. Bear sleeps in bed with us. Hank and Tiny sleep in a little bed on the nightside table.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Too many to count.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Months.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Try to spend as much time as I can with people I love, and in nature.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
That's a ****** question. I'd try to save them both. I wouldn't be able to pick one.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I no longer speak to people with such opinions.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
Same as #9.