1. Have you ever used the five second rule?
Yupper as long as there was nothing visible on it.
2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?
I pulled back wiped my mouth and told him that he was the worst kisser I had ever met. Told him if he wanted to be better I was willing to teach but that what he was doing was horrible.

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?
Too many pets to count. It's why I won't decorate for Christmas anymore.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?
So so many times in school and once in a movie theater.

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?
Not that I'm aware of. I mean I know I've had to swallow bugs but none that I was consciously aware of.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?
Noper.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?
I actually don't believe in lying. I usually will tell people "It's not you it's me. I'm trying very hard not to hurt you but you should run. NOW!

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?
I refuse to answer this as it may be used against me at some future time in court

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?
Oh my yes. One of the reasons I don't drink anymore.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?
Hershey's cookies and creme bar.