Yay, another quiz!

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?
Eeew, nevaaar. xD

2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?
'o.O Nope...

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?
Eeew, nope.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?
Nope. I don't snore much, ... if at all. Oh wait, I may have... I've definitely done most of that, just not sure about the snoring part. xD

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?
OMG, that's disgusting... the cockroach thing.. OMG... eew! Anyway, probably, yeah. At a guess, I'd say we all eat bazillions of bugs throughout our life, but tiny, tiny ones.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?
So, ... that was a joke? I was kinda shocked and confused. Anyway, for me, yeah, most definitely in the past, especially if I mis-read something.

By the way, I recommend removing the "Who was it?" bit, as this breaches PC's ToS in a subtle but important way, I believe.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?
I don't think I usually lie, ... I just simply don't talk to them. I guess, for the really stubborn and rude people, I might just say I have to go do something and leave, or if online, "go offline".

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?
I'd never fantasize of that. First is a mother, and second is, as far as I know, a wonderful young woman who is married and likely happy. Sure, I've been peed off in the past, to say the least, but I'd not fantasize about that... some other people, perhaps... xD

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?
Scary. Haha But nope, that's not really how I role.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?
Errm... don't think I really have a favorite... I'd just eat any old thing, as long as it gave me energy. I guess sugar... so... perhaps sweets, if I happen to have any, which is super rare. (nowadays, I'm too busy being a health-freak to be snacking before bed)

Encore!

PS
If I actually have offended/hurt you and not realised, thus giving some truth to the joke, then... yeh, sorry about that.