[QUOTE=Tea&Sympathy;3816573]Well, it's not that late (I keep very strange hours-I blame it on BP, etc, but I think I'd be like this anyway. And I do have another episode of Dexter to watch.) I'm feeling unusually wicked tonight, so surfs up!

1. Have you ever used the five second rule?

All the time, although if it's raw fish my cat will beat me to it everytime.

2. Have you ever kissed someone and realized halfway through the kiss that
they were the worst possible kisser on the planet? And what did you do?

Kissing? Whats that? I think I might have but it was long, long ago.

3. Have you ever had to pull tinsel out of your cat (or dog's) butt because
they ate it off the Xmas tree?

Don't use tinsel, too impatient to hang that stuff up.

4. Have you ever been so tired that you fell asleep in a public place only to
wake up because you were snoring so loud that a crowd of onlookers had
gathered?

Don't fall asleep in public, too paranoid.

5. Have you ever accidently swallowed a bug? And did it make you vomit?

Only bugs I remember swallowing were when I was on a bike and stupid enough to open my mouth. Nope, no vomiting.

6. Have you ever read a post in here by someone so insensitive and
narcissisitic that you dashed off an angry reply-only to erase it?
Who was it?

Nope.

7. What is your favorite lie to tell people when they won't leave you alone?

Oh you have been trying to get ahold of me( wide eyed innocence)? .....After not replying to emails, not answering the phone( that's what answering service is for) and not answering the door( it's my door I don't have to open it).

8. What was, or is, your favorite fantasy about killing your current or ex
spouse, lover, bf, gf, etc?

I hope he ODs on that crank of his.

9. Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up with someone you didn't
know and then realized in horror that you couldn't leave because you
were at your house?

Only because I'm too paranoid to get drunk.

10. What is your favorite, guilty night time snack?

Hmmm whats in the house?