"Its nearly always the mother's fault, to me your mother gives strong vibes of being a paranoid schizophrenic."
(My mother is absolutely nothing of the sort and all she ever said to the T was "hello".)

"Do you wear makeup? If you do then you MUST care about yourself."
(Umm no, i do it to cover up the fact that I am deathly pale with horrible under eye shadows from insomnia and spots to spare others the horror of seeing me bare faced.)

"My son does karate. He really likes it." (Do i care???!!)

"You don't say much, do you?" This to me was the most hurtful thing she could have said to me. Having social anxiety inhibits me completely but there was no reason for her to make me feel stupid.

Needless to say, I fired this T straight after. Never again.