I just get a little drunk every time I'm overwhelmed, oh boy, it helps so much!

When I'm a little drunk, I can actually talk to people, maintain eye contact, smile, laugh, make a joke, deal with all the douchebags that surround me. Everybody in my life is a d-bag.... some more douchy than others.... wait... some are not.

I don't know, I can cope with life a little better when I'm drunk just a little, I have my senses all the time, I don't overdo it.

I thought they were my friends, but they're not really my friends at all. 'friend' is a word that is so over-used and abused these days, I'm sick of it.