THE PREACHER AND THE POST OFFICE

A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a store. And as he waited, he was approached by a man
who asked: Son can you tell me where the post office is?

The little boy replied:
Sure just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.

The man thanked the boy kindly and said:
I am the new preacher in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.

The little boy then replied with a chuckle…. Yeah Right! You don’t even know how to get to the post office.