Don't worry my friend, your experience with the dating site is exactly the same thing that happened to me. I had to write something about myself, and it was so difficult, I had to look at other men's profiles just to see what they did as an example . It was then I realised how empty I am in life. And, each woman's profile I read says:

"Hi, my name is ......., I know I'm young at only 21 years old, but my friends and colleagues say I'm very mature for my age. I like cooking and dining al-fresco, hiking, horse-riding, dancing, surfing, my graphic designing/accounting/auditing/law career, going for long walks on the beach, nice restaurants, movies, theatre and sunset cocktails. I am a career- and goal-driven, ambitious young woman, with a flair for life and a love for great times, especially going out. I love my three dogs, two cats, two parakeets, five exotic reptiles and my horses in my private stable, and, I love children (O oh, well, they scare the hell out of me). In my spare time (I'm thinking at this point, "What, you still have time left after ALL of this?") I volunteer at my local clinic, giving much-needed medicines to the homeless and needy, and on occasion I also tutor those less fortunate and adult learners in maths, accounting and business studies. I am also a fore-standing member of the Rotary Club International and I dedicate the rest of my life to the running of the local Methodist Church. O yes, and I forgot to mention, I'm doing my master's in child psychology, because of my aforementioned love for children."

At this point I'm usually like, wow! All I'll be bringing to this relationship is a p*nis attached to a fat body and nothing else, and that's not even something to write home about because of my naturally low levels of testosterone making me more mouse than man.

So, all I can say is, I definitely know the feeling of being boring, especially when it seems I've been missing out quite a lot in life. I personify boredom.