I know a girl in AA who got a pug service dog for PTSD. It was not a lengthy process and a very helpful companion. I think children and dogs are about the only ones I can trust in this crazy world.

I also had a friend who wanted to take her Akita everywhere with her. She went online and printed off a fake service dog card and had it laminated. She bought her dog, Shiva, a vest and took it to everywhere. She claimed to have seizures so it was an alert dog, but I never saw her have a seizure lol.