A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30"
he replies: Why? - what happened at 8:30?

I tried sniffing COKE once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Why do physics have to ask for your name?

FOR SALE: Parachute.
Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If you fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months...
you will produce gages equivalent to an atomic bomb's energy.


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