Men are like..

..Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

....high heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.

....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.