Hmmmm....I'm just wondering if she'd still be around if you had told her you were picking up your anti-diarrheal and your prescription mouthwash to combat your chronic halitosis.

I mean really, just say whatevs to this one and know that there are plenty of fish in the sea that would love to have a good guy like you. Next time just wait a bit for the big reveal. Anyone that cares about you will be willing to listen and learn about you and everything you want to share.