You know what I think? Honestly?
Uncircumcised, circumcised, small, large, whatever color...
Penises are funny looking.
Many of my gal friends agree wholeheartedly with me on this.
I mean really. Ladies, our bodies have been revered as art for centuries, but think about it--when was the last time you saw a portrait/statue of a naked man and DIDN'T giggle? They're just WEIRD. Granted, I'm not asexual or anything, but women's lower regions are just far more economical and logical, not to mention they're not... dangly.
This thread is priceless, even if it has exposed my somewhat juvenile sense of humor.