Thanks Topher. I'm definitely not a hoarder, but I am pretty cool. I'm also a slob. I hate all the crap in my flat. I wish someone would take it all away because I'm too lazy (or crazy) to do it myself. My mother suggested hiring Molly Maid, but I wouldn't inflict this on a stranger... and I certainly wouldn't let another person see it. I keep telling myself I'll be able to deal with it tomorrow. Who knows, maybe one of these days I'll be right.

My office, on the other hand, is impeccably neat and organized -- not a file out of place. I also look fabulous when I go out. I'm very well-dressed and extremely competent at my job... which involves organizing and coordinating things, btw. None of this makes sense.