i absolutely love the subject line. i was laughing before i even read the first post. "parts"............

in ER a man came in and when i got his gown, my back was to him........i turned around and almost fainted. trust me, not one nurse throught i had "assessed" him correctly and one by one trooped to his room and "re-assessed"him. it had been surgically enhanced for length................think about it.........it just kept going............he was 78..........and his "below" hair was dyed red to match his hair on his head.........now, do you see why i loved my job???????????

in fact, my ER doc friend called yesterday and we were laughing about some of our "adventures" that we had together. we both miss that a lot. i miss him a lot. he's coming to see me this weekend. oh joy, oh rapture!!!! eye candy doesn't do this man justice and his personality is even better!