Whoa. I think you left "light & frank" behind there, Mandy. Have you had your morning coffee yet?
But I understand finding a comparison like that offensive and wanting to mention it!
I am hereby opposed to messing with anyone's parts without their express informed consent. And even then I might not.
I've been dyin' to use that soapbox icon. Finally got my chance.....
Sid (on a caffeine high)