that gave me a giggle...I understand your challenge..so why not make up something socially appropriate that you can use each time. it would be best to apply it somehow to the job you are applying for. but something like I would like to be supervisory position in my place of employment, enjoying spending time with my family, attending night school to get a degree in....(maybe apply schooling to job)....that's all I can come up with since I don't have many future hopes either...lol....take care