*Trigger warning for animal lovers.

A raccoon has been tormenting my cat, getting into my garbage and eating my cats food. Last night I waited for him, and when he came onto my porch, I jumped out my front door and stabbed him with a home-made spear, but he got away... Probably mortally wounded.

It wouldn't be the first raccoon I killed, a few years ago one was getting into my house and I blew his head off one night.

Yeah, I know, I am a maniac.