well... if he had have enjoyed %#@&#! sex with monica do you think he still would have said 'i did not have sex with that woman'?

if so... then i guess %#@&#! sex isn't covered by the clinton definition...

maybe... you could send him an email and ask him??

ROFL

IMHO... it would be better to emphasise that these other acts are indeed sexual activity so people understand that they should protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases when they are engaging in those activities.

there are quite a few teenagers who contract STD's already because they don't think of %#@&#! sex as sex hence they don't bother using a condom (well that and the silly notion that condoms are porous hence offer no protection hence you may as well not bother).