When you put "Goddess" as your member title on Psych Central and you're actually quite serious about it.

Like it!!!

When your ego gets stroked you feel on top of the world.
Know it!!!

When you take any kind of criticism as the worst kind of personal attack and lash out accordingly and the person that criticized you is left thinking, "wow, what the hell." and is feeling extremely upset, but you don't care. They had it coming for having the audacity to question your flawlessness.

Positive character trait??

When your sense of entitlement is so strong that you're honestly clueless as to why people aren't at your beck and call 24/7.

Their not??

When you hear that you "exploit" people and you think, "You call it 'exploitation', I call it getting what I want."

So many definitions... Whose to say which is the correct one

When you constantly intimidate anyone and everyone you encounter.

Another positive character trait

When you are called "heartless" frequently because of your blatant lack of empathy.

Just because I can't understand someone else makes me heartless??? Oh well

When you have a long list of admirers, and an equally long list of people who despise you.

Someone despises me???? No friggin way!!!!

When you get diagnosed with NPD, instead of being horrified, you think, "well that explains a lot... oh well."

Lol

When your ex's stalk you even though they hate you, because they're still obsessing about you and it's not even your ego talking, either.

They can never get enough. Another positive character trait... "Special people"

When you can shatter someone else's self-esteem without a second thought.

And smile while doing it

When you don't care that you don't care.

Lol

When you discard someone as a source of "supply" and move on so fast that it shatters your ex source emotionally even more than they already were.

Why me????? What did I do???? I always did everything for you!!!!

When you are perfectly capable of acting kind and generous, when it's a way for you to get something you want.

How good are we???!!!

When you exude so much self-confidence that you get people asking you, "what's your secret?"

Lol

When you are shamelessly self-centered.

Is there really shame in this?

When you think absolutely everything is about you and are shocked when you find out something isn't.

Lol

When you don't just "think" you are superior, you KNOW you are superior.

Bullseye

Feel free to add on.