When new acquaintances remember the names you drop before they remember your own.

When you announce to an ex girlfriend that you are lifting the two year social sanctions against her and she can't believe its been two years and laughs when she realises you were snubbing her intentionally and expected her to notice but she didn't. She just thought you had a life.

When you announce your wedding plans by saying, "Because I'm forty and I'm tired of being assuming I'm gay.". Then you say defensively, "and I don't think its a mistake".

And when everyone knows she married you for security and sincerely hope she enjoys your money. Because no one else needed it so desperately.

Or you end up supporting an ex-partner for a decade because its the closest thing you can have to a relationship with a woman. It gives your life meaning and purpose.