We went to the restaurant, which was fine in itself. Over appetizers we had some casual 'get to know you' conversation. Except, I think he took that way too far - as he didn't shut up for what seemed like an hour.
I zoned in and out of what he was saying (because he talked so much) but I remember him telling me how he used to be a big football star, won many awards but it didn't turn into him being 'drafted' and his feelings were hurt which led to a story about how he met some girl who he 'impregnated', his mom and him bought a bunch of things for the baby but she was kind of crazy and about six or seven months in told him she had never been pregnant. And it was just a
lot to take in on a
first date.
Someone he knew walked pass, and said "Hey" to him in passing and he made this
huge commotion about "Oh my gosh....I know that guy....he knows me.....ughhhh.....I hate it when people know me.....oh my gosh..." By the time he made this big scene the person had long gone and I was just sitting there like

.
Then, mid-conversation, he started ducking down in the seat and saying "Oh my gosh that guy over there knows me too!" And I asked him was he running from the law or something because he was being a bit dramatic. (he said no).
THEN, he took a phone call in the middle of the date, at the table. It was a cousin of his and they talked and he
invited her to join us on the date.

Thankfully, she had enough class to ask if I, his date, minded but by this point I was over it and was like, sure, come on. So she joins us at the restaurant and we have to move tables and everything because we were at a two person table. Those two start talking about everyday things and I just sit quietly and eat my food. Then, they decide to order drinks (i declined to join them) and start comparing which hard liquor they like over the other. They had shots of vodka and I just sat there like

They started making plans to go out to the club that night after our "date" and asked if I wanted to join (i did not).
Finally, we all left and they decided to meet up later. The guy and I went back to his place. He sits down and sets up a video game system to play football....of which I told him I had no interest in doing. I had sat down first and he chose to sit on a different couch and told ME to come sit with HIM, of which I also declined because I was so over this
and it was just dumb.
So, finally, he puts in a movie for us to watch and literally before the opening scene the guy is asleep. I waited for like twenty minutes to see if he'd wake up and 'catch' himself - he did not. So I quietly grabbed my keys and left. He didn't wake up until the next morning when I got a text from him. Needless to say - I stopped talking to him after that date and he expressed confusion as to why.