Stop gate-crashing my dreams. And rearranging your furniture in them.

I wish you would look at the memo line on your checks because I put clever things on them that you would appreciate probably and some acknowledgement to validate my hilarity, as well as delightfully charming nature, would make you the jam.

I wish you would play cards against humanity with me. Don't know why that is important. I know it'd make you squirm, which makes it very appealing to me.

I wish you would tell me I'm your favorite client to talk to and mean every word of it. You won't do that, so also very appealing to me.