LOL! I had a cousin who ate my lipgloss THREE times when we were kids. It was from Avon and was in a tube that looked like an ice cream cone and apparently it tasted like ice cream. Each time my cousin ate it, her mother bought me a new one to replace it.
Some of my bath products smell so yummy, I've been tempted to taste them. I don't do it, though, but I sometimes get the urge. A few years ago, I was lying in the bathtub having a relaxing soak. I had this lovely striped lime & pear soap. It smelled so good. So, I was lying there, relaxing, apparently with my mouth open. I just had a small piece of the soap left and it smelled so fresh and yummy, I put it up to my nose to take a big, deep sniff and it slipped out of my hand and landed in my mouth. I nearly choked on it. LOL. I sat up quickly and coughed it out. It didn't taste anywhere near as good as it smelled. Blech.