Hi AppalachianAxis, OK.......reasons other than on a horny whim or just "to get off" ...........challenge accepted!!!
How about something/s, anything from these links????:
11 Reasons You Should Be Having More Orgasms
Top 10 Health Benefits of Orgasm | MSN Arabia
10 Reasons to Up Your Orgasm Quotient
Ancient Egyptian Sexual Ankhing by Drunvalo
The Solar Plexus Chakra
So if buying a sex toy is going to help you with that.............then not really a "bad" thing, hey???

Alison