lol DSF .....dont break your rule for lil ole me..hehe, actually youd be surprised to hear that soap tastes pretty good...of course depending on the brand ....i like dove personally and any soap thats see through....you that stuff i guess its liquid turned solid ..the see through soaps??? Anway the candle is pretty good to...i ate both of those since i was little my mom told me she would go into the shower and see little teethmarks in the soap lol then she knew i was there...lol she always said it sucked cuz she never could use soap in the mouth as punishment...

as for jerky..its not raw its smoked ..i dont think that constitutes raw meat..but i do eat alot of it especially when i do get a few cravings...lol