My voice likes to wake me out of a sound sleep by calling my name. It's very irritating.

We have discussions about everything, often about me being a national security asset, which is absurd. I am no such thing.

It also pretends to be my benefactor or guardian angel even though it actually plays the roles of both good and evil. It never pretends to be God, but it has claimed to be the devil. It pretends to be my dead father or a messenger from him.

It constantly distracts me and that makes it hard for me to make decisions.