Freesia, your post isn't ridiculous at all. Foot pain is very serious. I work in a cafe, so on my feet constantly. Some suggestions...get a pedicure (massages and stimulates your feet), get a foot and lower leg massage (or use an electric massager to massage your feet yourself), see your doctor - you might benefit from a short course of a muscle relaxant, invest in quality insoles (such as Happy Feet or Super Feet). Top-quality insoles make a HUGE difference (the average drug store insoles are a waste).