I also forget what I'm saying while I'm saying it. Or I reverse things like "you call me from my cell phone and I'll call you from yours." Whaaaa?? That was yesterday as I was planning a play date for my son.

Or I start a story and jump all the way to the end like the person can see inside my memory and they always go "wait...what?".

I'm late for everything because I misplace everything. My last p-doc appt. I had to cancel because I just could not find my keys. I looked and looked for an hour. Turns out they were right there hanging on the halltree, where I always keep them.

I didn't tell a soul about that. Until now.