That is so funny, and cute.
My hearing gets off sometimes, my son can ask me something from the other room, or I can hear the TV, and what I hear sometimes isn't what was said, but close. LOL!!!
So we started writing on an index card putting what was said on one column and then what I heard in the other, it was so funny and when we go back and read them we laugh so much.
Once, a man from the oxygen company was talking loud to her, he must of thought she was hard of hearing, she told me, "just because I'm old, doesn't mean I'm deaf!!" LOL!!
Oh well, keep them coming here, any new ones or ones you can remember, it can bring laughter to many of us, okay?

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