(I'm not talking about people who are in unhappy relationships.)

I mean people who don't have anyone to call up on a Friday evening, people who don't go on dates, who never get laid, who don't have anyone they'd feel comfortable calling in case of an emergency (I don't mean 911, I mean people you know) or if they got injured and needed help at home.

Anybody other than me out there who matches this description ?

Bonus points if you know you'll always match this description