I just need a quiz with one question:

How craptacular do you feel on a scale of 1 to 10?

1 - Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Yeeeee-Haaaaaw!
2 - Yipeeeeee!
3 - Pretty good.
4 - Things could be much worse.
5 - So-so.
6 - Things could be a bit worse... I guess... maybe...
7 - There's a light at the end of the tunnel... the very long, dark tunnel, I think... but it's dim... It might be a mirage...
8 - Everything sucks.
9 - Slugs and plankton have it so damn easy. I hate them.
10 - Why can't I be in a coma?