Muse, that put some funny images in my head!
There's a comic, and I can't think of his name right now, but he was watching a video of a baby being born, and she was shocked, watching the baby be born. She thought the baby came out the woman's belly button! He asked her if she knew how babies were made, and she said, "Does the man pee on the lady?" LOL!
I can't remember what I thought about babies and how they were made when I was little, but I'm sure I had some crazy ideas, too.