It's too bad that such bad blood flows here. I just had another idea...hehehe

You could put a sign in your front yard saying "LOST 2 beloved swans." And have a big red arrow pointing to them in the neighbors yard.....ROFL

Or, you could go buy a bunch of swans and put them all over your yard with a sign that says "We're Looking for our mates...have you seen them???"

I could come up with other stuff too, but it's not very nice.

Hugssssss
J