I have said some pretty arrogant, crazy, offensive stuff to people and then afterwards been like, "oops, I just put my foot in my mouth." Really embarassing.

One time I was at a company party for my wife's work, and we were sitting across from one of her male co-worker. My wife had told me he had hit on her and offered to have an affair with her, kind of joking but also meaning it! I was spouting my mouth off about something silly, and he said something belittling to me like to put me in my place. I looked him straight into his eyes and said, "I am crazy, I will ****ing KILL YOU!" He turned red and got up from the table. My wife and his wife were sitting there uncomfortably, and his wife said, "don't kill my husband."

It was not my best moment.