Well, I finally wrote the stupid thing!! What I ended up doing is looking at the structure of someone else's bio in my industry and using her format, but just putting in my info. It got me through it!
The bio is actually going on craft product packaging... I'm an artist. So, this product is all over the place in the USA and even overseas. I think that's part of what made it super intimidating for me, like, let's tell the whole USA that I'm a failure but I'll make something up that sounds better than what I really think about myself!
Soon I'm going to have to do it again but for a different format, and it will be longer. And include questions about "home life". GAaaaaaahhhhh.....