i have one!!! it is a good one.....

a truck driver walks into a cafe and asks the blonde waitress for 3 flat tires, 2 running boards and a pair of headlights.

Not wanting to look dumb she writes it down and goes into the kitchen and asks the cook

what is wrong with this guy he just ordered 3 flat tires, 2 running boards and a pair of headlights!

the cook shakes his head and says he is wanting 3 pancakes, 2 pieces of bacon and 2 eggs sunny side up.

oh she says and walks out of the kitchen

she thinks for a minute and fills up a bowl with beans.

she hands the bowl to the driver

he says to her what is this i didnt order this

she says i know but while you are waiting on your 3 flat tires, 2 running boards and pair of headlight i figured you might want to fill up on gas!


lmbo!!!!!