Lord please forgive me for this. My inner Robin Williams can't resist. Usually you deal to the left.

I'm trying for a chuckle at least. Please don't get mad or upset. Call me anything you want, as I once almost got married to someone who did, including words not invented yet.

Or, as I got hollered at, and I mean fireballs in the eyes hollered at more times than I used the bathroom while growing up, why don't I just shut up?