This has been asked before but it never gets old.

I have never gone full-out manic but while hypomanic I think I'm Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson rolled in one. The worst part is I get urges to shoplift (have been arrested), talk way too much and wayyy too fast (i.e. no one can catch up) plus have lots of racing thoughts.
That probably isn't crazy enough compared to what a lot of you here have though. Do share!