I have purchased four pipes for smoking in one month. This added up to $1000. Insane. Why do I need four pipes? Why do they have to be $250 a piece when I can get a corncob pipe for $6 at Walgreens drug store. This is after I purchased an amplifier for my expensive headphones, both together for another $1000. All of these purchases made me feel good. But my bank account is now down to $100 for the rest of the month. What will my next purchase be?