Ever considered a different job? Seems way too much over there, imo. If it looks good, looks appropriate, what's their deal, anyways?

Who doesn't wear converse??

You have your own style. I don't expect going on 30 means you must start dressing like my 80 something year old gram, who goes for comfort at her age..

Drop the hipsters and gstrings for the granny panties, get a super short hairdo, that actually resembles their own youth, with curlers and yeah...

So what, you've a t-shirt with a cat, shorts with tights and converse. Sounds rockin to me...