My secret... uhm... I have loads... my secrets are disturbing and haunt the hell out of me, so I don't think there's any way I'm publicizing them on PC. >.< Mostly just stupid **** I did as a kid. I'll go for something funny that most people don't know, though...

I once flushed a bunch of my dad's eggs down the toilet, when I was a toddler. Also, I stole envelopes from him, also when I was very young, and then used them to post letters to my sister, as she did to me. xD To add insult to injury, when we ran out of envelopes, we used the used envelopes to make new envelopes by folding them up. I'm sure my dad was pleased. lol

Oh, I have one... I was once quite a little thief. I stole at school, I stole from a questionable friend, and even from a shop. I dunno why I did it... I know I didn't have much, but stealing? Anyway, I packed that crap in by around 16 I think. The thing I stole from the questionable friend? I confessed to my dad, crying, then later went back to his house, handed him the games, and apologized profusely. I still feel bad for that. I also stole a couple of quid from my dad, which I'm still extremely guilty for, because it's like... EVERYTHING he has done for me, and that's how I repay him? Man, I was such a [BEEP]. *angry face* Anyway, same story, I cried my eyes out confessing to him, and I think that was the last time. Weird feces we do when we're young, eh?

I was 22 or 23 before I had my first serious relationship; before that, it was silly stuff from when I was a kid. You're not the only one who lags behind with this stuff... I know how it feels. :\