Here's one my daughter told me

A policemen stops a man driving with three penguins in the back of his car "you had better take them back to the zoo" he tells the man. "Ok officer i will. The next day the police man sees the man driving again with the pengiuns in the back of the car and says "i thought i told you to take them penguins to the zoo?
"I did" said the man. "They loved it and now im taking them to the cinema "