I have always wanted to jump off a building... but....naaahhh. Keep your head up buddy. Depression sucks, but you can beat it. I am depressed right now too, but I am trying my hardest to stay busy and get out of it... sometimes I try to force myself into mania, just so I don't have to be depressed anymore.
Watching comedies can help. The title of this thread made me lol, even though it is not really funny at all. But heck, the best medicine for depression is humor.