PS

I kind of thought that you first see an erection and then ask whether you can ride it (well normally you just go ahead and do it, but if you are inclined to ask, then you can ask, of course).

I cannot even picture asking a sleepy, tired, flaccid guy on antidepressants if you can jump him, and not once not twice but thrice.

I am sorry - it is not that we are attacking you, but just trying to figure out what happened.

On the surface it is hilarious. I hope you can see the humorous part in it.