See, I don't get the SWAT/FBI/Government thing too often. What are they gonna arrest me for? Pirating The Venture Bros? (Probably shouldn't even put that here). I'm more worried about some creepy stranger hacking into my computer and spying on me. Or my boyfriend.

I definitely have the Government/Pharmaceutical/FDA/Lobbying/etc. conspiracy thing though. The flu shot rally and the sudden illness everyone gets stricken with every year? I'm convinced Pharma concocts that in a lab, releases it into the "wild," then scares everyone into getting the flu shot. Could be for a number of reasons. But I won't get it unless, for some reason, I really, really have to. It just seems like a whole bunch of BS. Okay, before I start ranting...

I get paranoid about people close to me. Or about people I don't know who are around me. Sometimes about some random thing happening. Sometimes I worry about a home invasion, but not by a SWAT team (ever since I saw The Strangers, man. God, that movie...).