ME- Ok I'm here but I don't want to be here ( I secretly admit that I'd die if anything had stopped me getting there today)

T - Yes and you did come

ME - I know I bloody well come! Dont point out the sodding obvious all the time (Wants to run to T and hold her tight)

T - smiles

ME - I hate it when you do that, that smug smile ( so wants T to
grovel and say she is so so so sorry)

T - What does it feel like to you?

ME - LIke your taking the %#@&#!! (wants T to assure me that she would never do that,)

T - ok

ME - look I love you so much, so much it hurts! I want to live with you, I want to watch you walk around the house doing normal stuff, I want to be merged with you, carried round like a baby kangaroo

T - ok I'm sure we could arrange that

ME - you sure??? Its not asking to much??

T - No of course not, for you, anything, those other clients of mine don't matter to me half as much as you do!

ME - Ohhhh now I've got you where I want you, I'm not sure thats what I want after all

T - Oh but I love you now! Don't reject me!

ME - Well we;re have to talk about this, I feel a bit icky now.

THE END