I've considered the possibility of someone finding me on here, and paranoid Mike would like to obsess over it. But not-paranoid Mike really thinks about it and just forcibly puts those worries to rest. Perhaps someone I know comes on here, sees my name, what state I live in, reads some of my posts and is able to make the connection and figure out it's me. But I think the chances of that actually happening are so so so so incredibly small and unlikely, that I'm willing to accept that risk. In fact I think it's so unlikely I hesitate to even assign the word "risk" to it. It's a highly improbable possibility.

Anyway, not everyone knows the things I've talked about here, and I would like to keep it that way, but I haven't posted anything that would ruin my life if someone found me out.