I was feeling really uncomfortable with the subject matter and my stomach began playing up......and suddenly without warning a HUGE burp exploded from my mouth!

OMG I was mortified!!! I wanted a hole to open up and swallow me. I blushed and apologised and wanted to run and hide and just covered my face with my hands and........well.........he just said it's ok and tried to act like it was nothing. I could see he was surprised.